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2004-12-12 - 11:26 a.m.

I went on another adventure this last weekend. A few weeks back Alison and I found an area, which is perfect for climbing. It is near the place I almost lost my bike, I call it the waterfall. It was formed some 100 yrs back when water was flowing over the cliff face rushing sediment down in a waterfall like fashion. The hardened rock that remains is like a marble statue representing the once turbulent water flow. I went back alone on Saturday to climb around and do lots of other stuff that drives my mom crazy (I did have water and my cell phone this time). Anyway, I won’t go into all the gory details, but I ended up getting 2 flat tires, and had to walk my bike back the whole way. En route I thought up a funny idea, I thought I would share with everyone :

Hey kids, join the KEITH GADDIS SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB

Do you want to be a Super African Adventurer, just like KEITH? Do you want to share in all the super secret adventures that you don’t find out about on this web page? Do you want to send Keith a bunch of candy, batteries or some DVDs? Then you too can be an honorary member of the KEITH GADDIS SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB. All you have to do is rip off 10 box tops of Keith Gaddis Super Crispy Sugar Flakes Cereal and mail them in a padded envelope enclosed with peanut M&M’s (or your candy of choice) to the following address:
Keith Gaddis, PCV
B.P. 24
Atar, Mauritania
West Africa

If you choose to enclose batteries then you will be upgraded to a KEITH GADDIS SILVER WARRIOR. You will receive a Keith Gaddis secret decoder ring. You can use it to decipher all of the secret messages enclosed in each journal entry. Find out what wonderful new products Keith Gaddis wants you to buy.
If you choose to enclose DVD’s with this envelope, then you will be a KEITH GADDIS SUPER GOLD ELITE NINJA. You will receive in the mail one Talking Keith Gaddis Super African Adventurer Doll. It will pester you for gossip, borrow your stuff without asking, and even tell you ridiculous jokes that only it will find funny.

So Join Today, your very own African Adventure is only a postage stamp away.

 

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